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ANGRY BIG MAN
Ruin his whole week · in 3D

Meet the Big Man: a hard-done-by Aussie tradie with a short fuse, a filthy mouth, and a driveway full of clapped-out shitbox cars that exist only to betray him. It’s a crude, cartoonish comedy — and it does not take itself seriously for one second.

Coming soonApp Store Coming soonGoogle Play
RAGE100%
⚠ Mature audiences only — coarse language, crude humour & cartoon violence. A parody.

What to expect

One tradie. One week. Everything going wrong.

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A week from hell

Grind through the worst week of the Big Man’s life — a different bit of chaos every day. Keep your cool… or lose it completely.

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The shitbox curse

A fleet of clapped-out bombs that break down out of pure spite. Fix one thing and another lets go. It’s never a five-minute job.

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The Pest

A weaselly little mate who sabotages every job and cackles about it. You’ll want to throttle him. Whether you get the chance… that’s the game.

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Settle the score

Fists, engines and pride. It all builds to a grudge showdown with a very silly bet on the line — but you’ll have to play to see how it ends.

See it in action

Over-the-shoulder 3D chaos

ANGRY BIG MAN RUIN HIS WHOLE WEEK · IN 3D ▮ START OPTIONS EXIT
Title screen — pick a day and get stuck in.
RAGE 100% — CALM TO ≤0%
A!! Big Man Right. Back into it…
Wind his RAGE to 100% — one chaotic mini-game a day.
Day · The Factory
▶ fix the mess
Real over-the-shoulder 3D — move, wrangle the crew, sort the shitbox.

Panels above mirror the real in-game HUD.

The good stuff

Big dumb fun, very Australian

  • 🔧 A full week as Australia’s most short-tempered tradie
  • 🚗 A driveway of shitbox cars that break down out of spite
  • 🥊 Backyard scraps, market-stall stoushes & a grudge race
  • 😤 Wind the Big Man to 100% rage, one mini-game a day
  • 🗣️ Voiced characters and a solid week of Aussie slang
  • 🎮 Play with keyboard, controller, or on-screen touch controls
🍎 Coming soon — App Store ▶️ Coming soon — Google Play 🕹️ Controller & touch support 🎵 Royalty-free soundtrack

Have a crack

Get it soon — on your phone

Angry Big Man is landing soon on both app stores. Built for mobile — no browser version.

Coming soonApp Store Coming soonGoogle Play

Angry Big Man — a parody made for mates. Based on real people, used with their permission, as an inside joke. Mature audiences only. No harm came to anyone in the making of this game.

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